Beating your face. I’m talking full out BEAT. Girl, get those selfies in at dif angles and some hella unusually close shots so you can spread these Instagram posts out for months or maybe even years. Y’all think I’m playing??? As long as you have some feed pictures in between each one, you’ll have people taking a double take and pondering about how you do your makeup so damn well all the time, but between you and I we both know that face was only BEAT one time and is gonna last you the next three years on Instagram.
Edit: I LOWKEY don’t do this but dang… My own troll post got me reconsidering my whole existence.